Short Jokes

Teacher:What are some products of the West Indies?
Student:i don't know.
Teacher:of course,you do.where do you get sugar from?
Student:We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Teacher:could you please pay a little attention here?

Student:Yes mam,I am Paying as little attention as i can.!!!

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An E.N.T. Professor retired from college.

In the farewell college faculty gifted him a siver ear thanking the 

Faculty the professor said:Thank God I am not a

  gynecologist.

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Teacher:Can anybody give an example of coincidence?

Pappu:sir,my mother and father got married on the same day,same time...

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Teacher:How old is your dad.

Student:He is as old as i am.

Teacher:How is it possible?

Student:Because he became a dad only after i was born...

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johnny asked to sam what they will do that night.

Sam said "we will flip a coin 

Then Johnny said "If it comes head,we will go for movies.

If tails,we will play cards,If it stands on edge,we will study.....

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Customer:Waiter,waiter!There is a frog in my soup!!!

Waiter:Sorry,sir.the fly is on vacation

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Patient:Doctor,I have a pain in my eye whenever i drink tea.

Doctor:Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.