"yes,how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing special sir,"she replied,"we just tell them
straight out that they're going to die.
Fun
I asked a blonde,"which is closer,Florida or the sun?
"She said,"The Sun,because i can look up and see it.
Fun
A blonde is over weight so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days,
Then skip a day and repeat for two weeks and you'll lose
at least five pounds."When the blonde returns,she's
Lost nearly 20 pounds.The doctor exclaims,"that's amazing!
Did you follow my diet?"The blonde nods.
"i thought i was going to drop dead every third day from all
The Skipping!
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