Sex Jokes

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer.
The husband puts,"Mypenis,"and the wife falls on the ground
laughing because on the screen it says,"Error.Not long enough."

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Teacher:The teacher asked jimmy,"why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

 Jimmy:Jimmy replied crying,"Because I heard tell my mommy,"i am going to eat that pussy

once Jimmy leaves for school today!

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

"Mother,where do babies come from?"the mother thinks for a few seconds and says,"well dear,

Mommy and daddy fall in love and get married.one night they go into their bedroom,they kiss and hug,and have sex."The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,"That means the daddy

puts his penis in the mommy's vagina.That's how you get a baby,honey."the child seems to comprehend."Oh,i see,but the other night when i came daddy's penis in your mouth.what do you

get when you do that?"Jewelry,my dear.Jewelry."

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I asked a chinese girl for her number.She said,"sex! sex! sex! free sex tonight!

"I said,"Wow!"Then her friend said,"she means 666-3629."

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Having sex is like playing bridge.

If you don't have good partner,you'd better

have a good hand.

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Maria:Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by

climbing  a tree.

Mom:Mom responded,"maria,they just wanted to see your panties!"

Maria:She replied,"see Mom,I was smart,i took them off!"