Food Jokes

A man kills deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
bit will give them a clue and let them guess.
The dad said,"well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes."The little girl screamed
to her brother,"Don't eat it.Its an asshole!!!

Food fun

A teacher asked her students to use the word"beans"in a sentence.

"My father grows beans,"said one girl.

"My mother cooks  beans,"said a boy.A third student spoke up,

"we are all human beans."

Food fun

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex

drive by 90%.It's called a wedding cake...

 Food fun

A panda walks into a bar,sits down,and orders a sandwich.

He eats,pulls out a gun,and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go,the bartender shouts,"hey!

Where are you going?You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay

for the food!"The panda yells back,"Hey man,i'm panda.

Look it up!"The bartender opens his dictionary to panda,"A tree

climbing mammal of Asian origin,characterized by distinct 

black and white coloring.Eats,shoots,and leaves."