Dirty Jokes

A Five-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was.
His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad.
That evening the second boy asked his dad.
His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and,holding his penis in one hand,
Said,"son,this is a penis.In fact,if you take 
A closer look you will notice that is a perfect penis."The next day boy saw
his friend at recess and called him behind a hedge.
The boy exposed himself and whispered,"this is a penis.In fact,if it were 
three inches shorter it would be a perfect penis...

Fun

A few months after his parents were divorced,

Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning,

i need a man!"over the next several months,

he saw her doing this often.one day,he came from school and heard her moaning differently.

When he picked her into bedroom,he saw a man

on top her.Little Johnny ran into his room,took off his clothes,threw himself on his bed,

and started stroking himself,moaning,"I need a bike!I need a bike!!!!

Fun 

Arnold schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J.

Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn't have one,The pope has one but doesn't use it,

Dominique strauss-Khan uses his all the time.

What is it?A last name!And shame on you for thinking it was something else.