Student:Meat!
Teacher:Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Student:Bacon!
Teacher:Great! and what does the cow give you?
Student:Homework!
New Jokes
Whenever your ex says ,"you'll never find someone like me,
"the answer to that is," that's the point
Light Travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My Friend thinks he is smart.
He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry,
So i threw a coconut at his face.
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