He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked
she stuck her head out and said,"yes,no,yes,no,yes.......
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license.
she replied in a huff,"i wish you guys could get your act together.
just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me show it to you.
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A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is Pregnant with twins.
She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong.
She replies,"i know who the dad is for one of them but i don't know
who the dad is for the other one!
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A science teacher tells his class,"oxygen is a must for breathing and life.
it was discovered in 1773."A blonde student responds,
"Thank god i was born after 1773!otherwise i would have died without it.
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