The bartender says,"sorry,we don't
serve noble gases here."Helium doesn't react
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Molecule 1:I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2:Are you sure?
Molecule 3:I'm positive
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Newton,Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek.
Archimedes starts to count,pascal hides in a bush,
And Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it.
Archimedes finds Newton first,of course,but Newton
Replies,"Nope.one Newton on one square meter is equal to
one pascal.
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When you die,you should have your brain donated to science.
I hear they're trying to come up with the perfect vacuum.
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When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like,"O MG!
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
The first says to the second,"I think i've lost an electron.
The second replies,"Are you Sure?"to
which the first retorts,'yes,i'm positive
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