Jokes

"Babe is it in?" "yea." "Does it hurt?" "uh huh.

" "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts.

" "okay,let's try another shoe size."

 Fun 

There was an old couple laying in bed.

The man turns tells the woman,"if you want to have sex,pull on my dick once.

If you don't want to have sex,pull on my 

dick one hundred times."

Fun

During a discussion at sunday school,a nun asks the children 

what they think god takes you by when you die.

A kid responds,"i think God takes you by your feet,because

once i walked into my parents room and my mom's

feet were in the air and she was screaming,"oh God,i'm coming!!!!

Fun

what did the left p*ssy lip say to the right p*ssy lip?

"we used to be really tight until you let

that d*ck come between us

Fun

Women are like rocks.

They're only cool after they get wet.

Fun

A boy asks his mom,"why am i black and you're white?

"She says,"Don't even go there.

The way that party went,you're lucky you don't bark."

Fun

They say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.

Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 Seconds?