Crocodile: The crocodile tells him,"please let me go!i'll grant you any wish you desire.
Man:"The man says,"okay,i wish my penis could touch the ground.
Crocodile:"The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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Teacher:"I asked you to draw a cow and grass,but i only see a cow.
where is grass?"
Student:"The cow ate the grass,sir
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Teacher:"name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student:"A dead bird,sir."
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Redhead:"you ever smelled moth balls?"
Blonde:"Yes,i think they smell good."
Redhead:"Wow,i can't believe you got your nose
between those tiny legs."
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